File Name:
MICHAEL TEJADA
Primary MOS: Actor
Secondary MOS: Behind the scenes cameraman
POB: North Carolina
Appearance: black hair: spiked; thin glasses; throwing stars; Flame pants
Accessories: small, Sony minicam (specialized lens); can of beer; rounded silver nunchuks.
Subject's Japanese father and German mother owned a grocery store in Chapel Hill. Not accepted by either the Japanese or Germans because of his mixed ancestry and too drunk to play basketball, Mike turned to martial arts. All martial arts. He is a ranking black belt in Tae Kwan Do-do, Go U boy, Southern Praying Mantis Kung-Fu, Tai-Chi Mi-tree, Zen Sword, and Janitor-style. He was working as a stunt man in Hollywood when he was recruited for the Twanger team.
"Here's the situation. You want to have a good time shooting a movie? You’ve got twelve hundred beers topped with sixteen 5ths of liquor. A two inch joint, twenty-six whippits, four ruffies, and a bottle of unknown pills hooked to a deadman's switch that one of the guys has attached to his mouth at all times. Can you do it? If you have Tejada, yes, you can!
