File Name:
JORDY DICKENS
Primary MOS: Writer/ Actor
Secondary MOS: Director/ stuntman
POB: Island in the Mediterranean
Appearance: short hair; jeans; occasionally Christmas vest
Accessories: cell phone; bellsouth hat; hundreds of dvds
Spell out the name JORDY in capitals and hold it up to a mirror. It reads JORDY. The same holds true for the actual person. One side of JORDY DICKENS brain is a mirror image of... the other side of his brain. Except for a scar on the left side. He served as the founder of the Beer is Bad comedy squad and was quickly sought by the Twanger Team. He then went to Peoples Channel and found backing for the missions but quickly found the ins and outs of international tomfoolery to be too haphazard for his tastes. He preferred a situation they could control. Andy Schanie was willing to give them access to that control. Now Twanger commands legions. But their legions wear zombie make-up and fight their battles in front of cameras rolling.
"Jordy is the most fearsome of the Twanger team. He not only fights with steel and claw, backed with muscle and honest sweat... he also chases you with dookey, wounds you with your own laughs, and kills you with the Bloodhook you loaned him!"
