File Name:
CLAY MCGUIRE
Primary MOS: actor
Secondary MOS: special effects
POB: North Carolina
Appearance: reddish brown hair; small, round glasses; t-shirt; black adidas shoes
Accessories: pocket knife
Subject served in Inter Delta Intelligence Order Team (I.D.I.O.T.s) in Dong Dong Die, East Asia. Left the service to study mystic martial arts with the same Ninja family that produced Thrash Masterson. CLAY MCGUIRE was living a peaceful existence in Haggas Moranaco with Leeko and a pet wolf named Say-say when he was recruited for the Twanger Team. Qualified Expert: portrayal of hippie, ninja, redneck or the combination of the three; black belt in 12 different fighting systems and highly skilled in the use of glass weapons.
"CLAY was tempered on the anvil of life until he was as dangerous as a razor-edged sword. The Magic Twanger Team sheathed that sword but even they are wont to forget that even within the safety of its scabbard, the blade remains super tough."
